Captain Hooks and Cooks

Peter Pan's villain Captain Hook meets James Cook III — 'Hooks and Cooks' is a near-rhyme substitution that turns the pirate antagonist into a Bills backfield ready to put you on a hook and cook you.

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Player

James Cook IIIRBNFL

Joke styles

punsportsmovie

Free-text theme

“peter pan”

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